brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im drinking this country out of the recession.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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