he shaved USA in his pubs
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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