dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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