it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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