she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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