So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
