This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I see more hoeing in ur future
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