he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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