he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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