His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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