marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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