Having a random hookup so left but love u
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I need you to use more vowels.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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