whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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