another moral hangover. fuck.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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