I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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