why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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