Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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