Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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