Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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