But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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