i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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