Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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