all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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