My room smells like vodka and shame
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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