Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
