Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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