When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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