i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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