chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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