u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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