I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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