just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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