I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
