They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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