This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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