Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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