Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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