stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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