I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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