if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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