The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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