they need to just BURY HIM!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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