Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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