You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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