I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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