Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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