I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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