when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
please come you make the beer taste better
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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