Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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