Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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