So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
