Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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