I hate your face
My friends, they love my intelligence
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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