I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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