the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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