How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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