Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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